BUST A NUT, NOT THE BANK!!!
I just got back into town in CORPUS CHRISTI, & am all settled in. Who wants to play with Santa's naughty little elf? Anyone in the mood to role play???? Any takers for playing out fantasies? How about 1st timers (for example, guys who have gone their whole lives without a Hummer ....or at least not a DR ANIA the HEAD SPECIALISTS' HUMMER, or even first time prostate massage etc..... This has nothing to do with cherry popping so please don't ask me to) Hmu ASAP. I got heavy hitting discounts & a few new techniques that will curl your toes.... Cum on, LET'S PLAY!
SANTA IS ON HIS WAY, AND I'M HIS AMBASSADOR ELF HOHOHO-ING IN FRONT OF HIS PROCESSION OF REINDEER AND SLAY.....
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD BOYS THIS YEAR?
WHOSE BEEN NAUGHTY?
DON'T WORRY.... I'LL PLAY NICE.... UNLESS YOU ASK ME NOT TO.
