The guy from Camp Verde who ruined In-call for EVERYONE.

It's over. It's finally over. i was sitting in Altitudes 10 years ago, talking to a guy about the advent of what he called "the google glasses," and he told me that this technology would be the death of my career. "Ridiculous!" I said. "Actual human interaction could never be replaced by technology. Sure, porn is fun. I encourage masturbation. But, all people need human interaction. You can only sit in front of a computer with your dick in your hand for so long before you'll eventually seek the company of an actual human female." I wish I could find that guy, and tell him he was right. I didn't believe him, but he was right. i can't even invite someone over as a guest, because people don't even understand the basic social etiquette of being a guest in someone's HOME! People don't want to participate in a screening process, because they don't see me as a human with preferences and safety measures, and then once they come over, they have the audacity to renegotiate the rate! It's the World's Oldest Profession. I thought it would last forever. I was wrong. I like White Guys between the ages of 35 and 55. I don't imagine that actually matters, because people don't read anymore, either, and if you don't fit the description, you're going to call or text anyway, just to be foul, and try to convince me that you're a nice guy.