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๐จ LIMITED EDITION: ONE-OF-A-KIND HUMAN INTERACTION FOR SALE ๐จ Are you tired of boring, basic, cookie-cutter personalities Do you long for a friend, business partner, or chaotic genius who can turn any situation into a full-blown adventure Well, buckle up, because Mylie is officially on the marketโact fast before the universe realizes its mistake! โจ FEATURES & SPECS: โ Creativity Level: OFF THE CHARTS โ If it doesnโt exist, sheโll invent it. If it does exist, sheโll make it cooler. โ Athletic & Outdoorsy โ Can out-fish you, out-sprint you, and then casually weld roses onto a fence like itโs no big deal. โ Business-Minded โ Might start five companies before lunch just for fun. โ Loyal AF โ The ride-or-die friend you didnโt know you needed (but now definitely do). โ Understands the Assignment โ Whether itโs fashion, construction, or just being effortlessly iconic, she delivers. ๐ฅ BONUS PERKS: โข Comes with a built-in BS detector (may result in sudden friend audits). โข Can single-handedly turn scrap metal into art and dreams into reality. โข Free with purchase: An unstoppable drive and a heart too big for this world. โ WARNING LABEL: โ May cause excessive laughter, spontaneous adventures, and an existential crisis about why you werenโt already friends. โ Prone to deep conversations, wild ideas, and questioning the status quo. โ No refundsโonce you experience this level of energy, youโll never go back. ๐ข ACT NOWโMylie is a limited-edition masterpiece, and once sheโs fully booked, the waiting list is LONG. Apply within.
