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Okay here's what's up I'm not new around here everyone knows who the fuck I am a lot of us have gotten off on the wrong foot possibly my fault on some occasions. I'm going to say this I sucked it too well and too often to still be struggling. Right now I'm looking for customers with tangible property to exchange. I'm fucking living in my van I would like to not be living in my pants so if you're a landlord or if you have fucking anything that resembles a home that I can live in I will suck your dick everyday until the day you die once a day. anyone who I've gotten into altercations with whether it be my fault or yours I won't place blame I'm willing to reconsider depending on how things went and how crazy we got I should have a support system by now you motherfucker should be way more helpful than you are. I'm sorry to just put it out there like that but it's real shit dude I'll be putting my mouth on your dick help me dude come on. obviously I'm still taking $100 bills for a blowjobs as well but I'm trying to be in a better position tomorrow than I am today and so forward and so forth so let's make this shit happen trailers vehicles land that I can fucking park on any goddamn thing please help me help me help you improve my life so that I can be happier come on guys.