Dear Santa, Being Naughty is Way more fun than being Nice

Hi im Holly and i need your help Can you help me earn The Role Of Santas HOHO Hoe He is holding a contest on Christmas Eve and all his little helpers will need to perform A series of skills and it will all happen in just 1 night I need to practice and i need you to help me ok 1. Ability to Handle Packages Of all Shapes and Sizes from anywhere on earth 2. Helping Santa with his Sack 3. Knowledge of the many ways to Stuff a stocking with Christmas Cheer 4. ability to Be Both naughty and Nice at the same time 5. Create a not so silent night 6. make Santa Cum Over and over instead of once a year 7. Jingle bells and deck halls 8. Make it a Christmas Treat, sweet and delicious im in Pueblo tonight and head back to the north Pole in the morning so lets make it a naughty night and spread the Christmas spirit incall 150hh 200hr outcall I will need a ride 1hr minimum 1 hr 250 2hr 400 3hr 600 4 hr 800