my sticky buns need nuts! - 34

Tired of waking up to oatmeal, plain bagel, a cup of terrible coffee, frozen breakfast burritos Plain, bland breakfasts set the tone for the kind of day you’re going to have. What kind of day would you have after enjoying some warm sweet sugary sticky buns. A beloved pastry, the world over, sticky buns were a way to say, “hey! I’m entitled to more excitement and pleasure than fiber cereal can bring me!” Maybe there is an afterlife, and what awaits us if paradise beyond our wildest dreams, then again maybe there isn’t and all we know we have is this life. If all we have is the life before us, wouldn’t it be worthwhile to try and make this life paradise Sure we can dream for the hypothetical eternal Eden, but why wait Make this life your own personal Shangri-la, and start by indulging in some steaming hot sticky buns. Indulge in the big, warm, soft buns you could bounce a quarter off of. Tell that Quaker Oats bitch, you’re better than peaches and cream- you’re a filthy, sticky, hot, buns man.