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{ I  can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh LordAnd I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh LordCan you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord }I swear I don't remember "oh lord" being in the lyrics.. yall remember that? 😳i thought it was " hold on, hold on" its HOLD ON, HOLD ON!!  I refus...

Who remembers that commercial? How sad would that be if no one remembers it and people think I'm trying to put them to sleep. 😂I am trying to relax ya, not knock you out like NyQuil does.  I had a friend once who would do a shot of NyQuil before we went  out to the clubs. I'm not even joking. She liked the instant buzz...

Not to brag but I just polished off a box of wheat thins this morning. The whole box. In under 30 minutes too. 😳😳Its Wednesday yall, anyone remember that camel that was the spokesperson for Wednesday?  😂 Who in their right mind came up with that? A camel... I mean yeah, I get it, it's hump day but come on..... there is...

COME ON DOWN, YOURE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON TYLER'S TABLE!!What better way to spend your Monday!There's a lot of people you are playing against so make sure to answer the questions as best you can in the time allowed. Once you hear the buzzer, the time is up and you must shout your answer.Who's ready to play , " Who wan...

Your Sunday checklist should read as this:1- Do not for any reason get out of bed until at least 11. 11 could be interpreted am or pm. 😏2- Once out of bed, whatever you are wearing on your belonging should be what you wear the whole day. There is no changing clothes.. because why? Because Sunday. 👍👍3- Acceptable Sunday...

🎵 It's beginning to look a lot like NOT CHRISTMAS!! Everywhere I go..... 🎶What happened this year? Is it just me? It might just be me. I haven't been going out a lot. It's too peopley out there. I'm no Scrooge by any means, I just like the comfort of my living room. My home has everything I need in one space. Got my sn...

How's the week treating you? Gotta say mine has been pretty dang cool, I promised myself I would not bring up the weather... nope, I won't talk about how nice it feels or how we are finally getting some winter days.... Not gonna mention a word about the snow birds laughing at us in our big coats, Ugg boots and scarves ...

See that's what they want us to do.. I say screw them!  Ditch work today. there is a Plethora of diseases and infections you can use to play hooky. Here is just a few in my arsonal. Covid, flu, hand mouth and foot disease, 🦠 😳 ring worm.,mono,diaper rash,  got a case of the black tongue, boil burst, and  my personal fa...

You read that right. If ya can't zip your trousers, or button up that shirt because ya went alittle too heavy on the deliciousness of the foods that were laid upon thee on Thanksgiving, than do I have somethin for you!!!A session with me. Thats right folks. Will you lose weight with me? No, will your clothes fit after ...

You read that right... green bean casserole, the dish of the ELITES. And you sir get a Tupperware container of it with a purchase of a massage. 😊🙏🏼-•-•- While supplies last, no substitutions and no rain checks issued. Not valid toward previous purchases. Other restrictions may apply.-•-•-Gonna want my Tupperware back t...

THUNDERWEAR!!!! Get it? 😂😂😐 Yes it's corny but I rather be corny than Brussel sprout. Because brussel sprouts are disgusting. Little cabbages that smell like toots. No thank you. 🤢Look at this Thursday weather my little mucha Chas. Reminds me of Mr.Rose... " and it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain."😳 W...

Seriously, I took some new pics this weekend no my gosh y'all, I look like a potato in drag. How come everyone on this app looks amazing? And if they have filters on where do you get them? 😂😫😐It's a brand new week my little hamsters!! Another chance to make bad decisions and wash them down with a nice warm glass of egg...

Anyone? Bueller... Bueller..Is it me or is Christmas music playing in every store? Already.. I feel as if they play it earlier and earlier every year. I can't get this out of my head.. 🎵 Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire.🎵 poor Chet. 😳😫 wonder what he did to deserve that. Maybe he was a bull named Chet. Ya know, Roc...