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Come 1, Come All, To The Greatest Show On Earth.
9 months ago
Come 1, Come All, To The Greatest Show On Earth.
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen - but not for children, for what writhes and undulates beyond these curtains is NOT for the faint of heart! Yes - SEE the Wolf Man of the Appalachians! MARVEL at the Inside-Out Woman! THRILL to the sensational, shocking spectacle of the Salamander Boy's suppurating slime! And for a m...
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How Is Everyone Feelin?
9 months ago
How Is Everyone Feelin?
How we feeling after yesterday?  Did your team win?are we hungover? Or as I like to call them:Feel free to use any of this 40 phrases my friend.Not me.. I feel fan-friggin-tastic!! I didn't partake in the devils pee. I was a good girl. I did however indulge on all the fixins... thinkin I ate 46 wings yesterday. But who...
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This Is Gonna Be A Short Ad. Nothing Crazy!!
9 months ago
This Is Gonna Be A Short Ad. Nothing Crazy!!
yes I know I write extremely long nonsense ads. But today is different. Today I have decided to not write such a long drawn out ad.. seriously, who has time to sit and read paragraph after paragraph  of just  strung along senstences and never getting to the point. It's as if I type every single word that fills my head ...
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Just Got Back From New Mexico!!
9 months ago
Just Got Back From New Mexico!!
y'all... first off I want to apologize if you texted or called. I left my work phone at home. Secondly... oh my gosh... what is wrong with New Mexico? Albuquerque to be exact. I thought I would see this gorgeous city and culture out the wazoo.... that was sadly not the case. Very barren. And dirty. If you are from ther...
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LOVE IS IN THE AIR… CAN YOU FEEL IT?
9 months ago
LOVE IS IN THE AIR… CAN YOU FEEL IT?
Love is in the air my friends.. you feel it? I can feel it. It's got nothing to do with my coffee and Bailey's  nor my Bloody Mary this morning.. 😜 This feels like true love. Ya know when you get the butterflies and the dry mouth? Your stomach is in knots and your heart is racing? That's the feeling!!! And that my swee...
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Hi Ho Hi Ho It’s Off To Work I Go…
9 months ago
Hi Ho Hi Ho It’s Off To Work I Go…
I'll keep on working day and night hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.Hi Hoe, how's your Thursday shapin up! 😂😂💗 I'm sorry, I had to put that. It was cute. No mean intent at all. 😘 y'all remember that song from Snow White right?  Loved those little goofy dwarfs. Sleepy was my favorite. And I thought there was one that was drunk ...
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What In Tarnation Is Goin On???
9 months ago
What In Tarnation Is Goin On???
Not to brag but I just polished off a box of wheat thins this morning. The whole box. In under 30 minutes too. 😳😳Its Wednesday yall, anyone remember that camel that was the spokesperson for Wednesday?  😂 Who in their right mind came up with that? A camel... I mean yeah, I get it, it's hump day but come on..... there is...
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I Can Feel It Comin In The Air Tonight…
9 months ago
I Can Feel It Comin In The Air Tonight…
{ I  can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh LordAnd I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh LordCan you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord }I swear I don't remember "oh lord" being in the lyrics.. yall remember that? 😳i thought it was " hold on, hold on" its HOLD ON, HOLD ON!!  I refus...
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“JOKES… I GOT JOKES! CLICK HERE”
9 months ago
“JOKES… I GOT JOKES! CLICK HERE”
I got jokes y'all, everyone could use a joke or four today! So I decided to be that person to share my funnies with you.Tell me if you heard any of these.1. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.3. I failed math so many times at ...
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The Hills Are Alive… With The Sound Of Music..
9 months ago
The Hills Are Alive… With The Sound Of Music..
Actually the hills are alive with the sound of NOTHING because they shut down parts of the 10 and the 17. It's like a ghost town out there man. My question though is where are the people fixing the highway? Every dang time I'm on the roads I look over and never see a soul on the closed side. Must have on that invisible...
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Okay. Holiday Is Over.. Back To work!
9 months ago
Okay. Holiday Is Over.. Back To work!
See that's what they want us to do.. I say screw them!  Ditch work today. there is a Plethora of diseases and infections you can use to play hooky. Here is just a few in my arsonal. Covid, flu, hand mouth and foot disease, 🦠 😳 ring worm.,mono,diaper rash,  got a case of the black tongue, boil burst, and  my personal fa...
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INSERT SOMETHING CATCHING HERE, A.I. .
9 months ago
INSERT SOMETHING CATCHING HERE, A.I. .
THE DIAMONDBACKS 🐍 WON AGAIN...Well dang! They might just make the World Series after all. Another game today! I know a lot of you are wondering " why is she working? half of Arizona is either at the game or watching it at home" And the answer is simple....😐 I ain't watching it and I don't like sittin around doing noth...
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Happy Valentine’s Day.. Who Got Me Something?
9 months ago
Happy Valentine’s Day.. Who Got Me Something?
Come on.. I saw some kinda wilted roses at the circle K that were in the bargain bin for around 3 bucks... I got a funny Valentine's Day story. Wanna hear about it? Too bad, you are anyway. :)I dated this boy once.. ( hence boy) and mind you we had been dating for almost 3 years. I was stoked for V-day as most women ar...
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What’s It Gonna Be? Come On.. Ain’t Got All Day!
9 months ago
What’s It Gonna Be? Come On.. Ain’t Got All Day!
Actually I do I have all day.. I'm gonna be working til 6pm. So if you need time to mull it over just get back to me when you have your decision. :)There's a whole lotta choices on this site. Gah dang man.... even I sometimes look. I gotta size up my competition.. however I do realize some of them are famous Asian actr...
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If You Texted Me, I Am Sorry…
9 months ago
If You Texted Me, I Am Sorry…
Y'all.... I took a 3 day vacation and my dumbarse left my work phone on the side of bed next to my half eaten microwave popcorn and sleeve of empty Oreos.can't believe I would be that absent minded that I left my dang phone. I got back from Flagstaff with a bunch of messages.... and I feel stupid replying to y'all now....
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I Only Want To See You Laughing In The Purple Rain!
10 months ago
I Only Want To See You Laughing In The Purple Rain!
🎶 I only wanted to be yo weekend lovah.... 🎶gotta love Prince. Hey speaking of rain. Did you know we haven't got an ounce of rain drops since March? Now ya know. Pretty crazy summer we are having so far. I used to have this trick to make it rain, I swear it worked almost Everytime, but lately it hasn't. It lost its lus...
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Well, Well, Well, If It Isn’t So and So….
10 months ago
Well, Well, Well, If It Isn’t So and So….
That so and so is ME!!  How we doin this weekend?  Y'all enjoying the weather?  Be honest, how many times has someone brought up the weather this week?  If we made a drinking game up for Everytime someone mentioned the Arizona heat or weather, 2 words.. Alcohol Poisoning.I won't bring it up. Instead I would like to tal...
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~~~~~ YOUR SUNDAY CHECKLIST. ~~~~~
10 months ago
~~~~~ YOUR SUNDAY CHECKLIST. ~~~~~
Your Sunday checklist should read as this:1- Do not for any reason get out of bed until at least 11. 11 could be interpreted am or pm. 😏2- Once out of bed, whatever you are wearing on your belonging should be what you wear the whole day. There is no changing clothes.. because why? Because Sunday. 👍👍3- Acceptable Sunday...
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I Am Serious.. And Don’t Call Me Shirley.. It’s Tyler!
10 months ago
I Am Serious.. And Don’t Call Me Shirley.. It’s Tyler!
That's right,just when I  think I was out, they pull me back in!!Happy Camel Day! Yes im quoting movie lines.. will I stop? Maybe... then again, maybe not. :)Hows everyone feelin? We havin a good week? I hear the diamondbacks are. Kinda proud of my state now!! Finally. Feel like we haven't had anything good since Steve...
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It’s Beginning To Look A lot Like….
10 months ago
It’s Beginning To Look A lot Like….
🎵 It's beginning to look a lot like NOT CHRISTMAS!! Everywhere I go..... 🎶What happened this year? Is it just me? It might just be me. I haven't been going out a lot. It's too peopley out there. I'm no Scrooge by any means, I just like the comfort of my living room. My home has everything I need in one space. Got my sn...
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Free Peanuts With Every Session.
10 months ago
Free Peanuts With Every Session.
I'm workin this weekend.. how ya like them apples?  I feel someone could use my expertise on this beautiful weekend morning. The birds are singin, the next door neighbors dog is barkin and that nauseating sound of the lawn mower mixed with leaf blower is in full swing...who the heck are these people that do YARD WORK a...
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ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!!
10 months ago
ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!!
Y'all remember that commercial? " roll that beautiful beam footage" come on.. it's an easy one if you aren't 12 years old. It's Bush's Baked Beans. The talking dog who loved baked beans. Ya know as I get older and I think bout that commercial, had the dog really ate baked beans..... yikes. That sounds like a disaster a...
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“LUKE.. I AM YOUR FATHER…..”
10 months ago
“LUKE.. I AM YOUR FATHER…..”
Happy Fathers day! Though I must admit if you're reading this ad you are indeed NOT a father. Most dads are getting brunch or opening a gift and acting happy that they got a tie or beer bottle opener engraved with thier name. :)Hey whatever the case may be, I decided to grace you with my presence! Make an appearance. Y...
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How Come Everyone Else Is Photogenic But Me?
10 months ago
How Come Everyone Else Is Photogenic But Me?
Seriously, I took some new pics this weekend no my gosh y'all, I look like a potato in drag. How come everyone on this app looks amazing? And if they have filters on where do you get them? 😂😫😐It's a brand new week my little hamsters!! Another chance to make bad decisions and wash them down with a nice warm glass of egg...
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