Actually the hills are alive with the sound of NOTHING because they shut down parts of the 10 and the 17. It's like a ghost town out there man. My question though is where are the people fixing the highway? Every dang time I'm on the roads I look over and never see a soul on the closed side. Must have on that invisible work vest and boots. Ha!
seriously though, when is it gonna be done? I'm tired of this grandpa.. ( that's too damn bad keep diggin) * that would be a reference from tik tok. * however if you aren't addicted to that app as I am then that statement just made no sense and you probably think I'm a nut job. Jokes on you because I am.. but only 35 percent... on my mothers side.
Moving on.. Happy Sunday. How goes it? So far so good am I right? You know what I'm gonna put next in my ad don't ya...... I know how I can make it way better. Drum roll please. A hammock, a tall cold one, wings and 3 hooters girls at your beck and call. :) Since that is kinda hard to get you're stuck with a session from me. Im the next best thing. Besides I once worked at hooters. I think I still have the uniform in storage. Those orange shorts give the worst camel.... well you know. I dont need to spell it out. Just read their lips. Hahaha.
listen, this ad is getting away from me. Ya wanna see me? Here's my number. 480-708-2726. Tyler. I offer FLAT RATES, INCALL STUDIO, and a PHENOMENAL SESSION! :)
