Happy Fathers day! Though I must admit if you're reading this ad you are indeed NOT a father. Most dads are getting brunch or opening a gift and acting happy that they got a tie or beer bottle opener engraved with thier name. :)
Hey whatever the case may be, I decided to grace you with my presence! Make an appearance. Yes, yes. I'll call you daddy today. ( that is foul and I'm sorry I posted that, but the joke needed to be put in there somewhere. I mean come on, it's me, you knew I was gonna say it.)
So listen, in honor of this spectacular day, I have decided to offer a couple specials. The first one is pretty standard. I'm sure you've seen the Maury Povich show. " in the case of baby Daniel....... "You Are NOT the father" we all know that show, anyway half off the session with every DNA report. ( must be from Maury show.) limit one per customer. Not valid with any other store coupon. Expires tomorrow.
Second Special. And this one is a doozy. 20 bucks off if you have any good UFO footage. Seriously, that stuff is so interesting... especially what's going on right now in the world. I love that stuff. So if you got some cool evidence of them 20 bucks off a session for a peek. :)
Listen, as always, I have FLAT RATES. SOUTH SCOTTSDALE. INCALL ONLY. I love my little place. If you're hankering to get out and want some love, I'm your gal. Y'all have a good Sunday!! 480-708-2726. TYLER
