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Love me some Karen Carpenter. Yes she is way old school, but she has some good hits. That s when music was simple. A simpler time. People rode horses me buggies. And there was no cars or electricity. Everything was by candlelight.  :) Ah the good ole 70's.Gonna be a great Monday!! I'm working and I just so happen to have lights!! Not to mention music that comes out of a small box. And forget the well water people... this chick has bottled water.. that's cold. Because I have this thing called an ice box.Seriously though I do wonder if they had massage back then. And if they did, how was it done? Did they use beef fat for the  oil on the skin? Seriously? These are questions that can easily be answered on the google, but I like to think about it instead of knowing the truth.I like to rewrite history. It's a lot more fun that way. The truth is boring!Okay, I'm working today and on the 4th!  Yes I know... I'm being too generous, well, that's just who I am. :) I am Tyler. The greatFLAT RATESSOUTH SCOTTSDALEBY APPOINTMENT ONLYINCALL. Sorry no outcall.WORK WEEKENDS TOO.I covered the bases!! Tyler 480-708-2726