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YEP, Ya heard it right! Meal ready to eat packs!I got beef stroganoff and tuna helper surprise. And if you play your cards right I'll throw in alittle hard tack.Why do I have these on hand ya ask? Well I'll tell ya. My Jack arse fed into the whole solar flares ruining the earth and how we gotta prepare for end times!! Man I'm a sucker for fear based news. So dang gullible.And as you can see here we are and not a dang thing happened. Except maybe some damage to my bank account! :)So now ya know!! Listen, I know I'm not the only one who has 750 gallons of water in their garage right now...Okay, that's all I'm gonna spill about my life.  Well almost all. I am workin today!!!!! It's too beautiful not to.If you feel inclined to visit me, I'm off Scottsdale road and mckellips. FLAT RATES, and a cozy little studio for you to rest those angry dogs! ( southern term for feet)I'm workin til 6pm!!!Name is Tyler. You can call me dooms day  prepper if ya want. :) 480-708-2726