Holy Mashed Potatoes and Gravy!

I can't zip up my jeans this morning... who in the hell put 7 pounds on me? Who was it, you bastard.  You must of done it while I was asleep. There's no way it was the thanksgiving food or desserts that I barely ate for 3 days straight.it could of been the dryer too. Meh, more cushion for the tushin.hope everyone had a fantastic holidays. Back to grind. Love is in the air my peeps. I actually caught a glimpse of it this morning on my way into work, 2 dogs were how do you say it......Attacking the pink fortressBaking the potatoGiving one’s arse a saladBam-bam in the hamBanana in a fruit saladGroping for trout in a peculiar riverHaving your corn groundBasket-makingBatter-dipping the corn dogWell, you get the drift.. And it put me in a great mood. After seeing that I just knew it was gonna be a fantastic day! So come take some of my cheer and jolly. I got plent to spare.Who’s in need of a good session? Especially with the one and only.. Tyler of course.I’m located in South Scottsdale. Flat rates as always! The only thing flat here. Well maybe my humor too.. but that's it dang it.Text or call for more info. I’m working til 6pm!!!!!Tyler 480-708-2726