If You Texted Me, I Am Sorry…

Y'all.... I took a 3 day vacation and my dumbarse left my work phone on the side of bed next to my half eaten microwave popcorn and sleeve of empty Oreos.can't believe I would be that absent minded that I left my dang phone. I got back from Flagstaff with a bunch of messages.... and I feel stupid replying to y'all now.... 4 days later. Yipes.forgive me please.. for I have sinned and will promise to not make that mistake again. ( kinda rhymed) kinda...if it makes ya feel any better, I forgot about the laundry in the washing machine too.. have y'all ever smelled a Taco Bell bathroom after lunch rush? Neither have I but I imagine that's exactly what my clothes smelled like. Good grief.just no.Hey, I could of been gone for way longer.. 3 days was  enough. Besides, I kinda missed being at work. Who else likes their job? ( I see 2 or 3 hands up) that's good. :) I'm not alone!!if you are the 92 percent that hated going to work, then joes the time to come see me!! I'm  the perfect antidote to the work blues. Or so I've heard anyway.So, "treat yo self" you earned it!!I’m located in South Scottsdale. Flat rates as always!Text or call for more info. I’m working til 6pm!!!!!Tyler 480-708-2726