Tis the weekend good sir, and really there's only one decision you need to be making today.. least in my book. And that decision Batman, is bottle or can... and in some people's cases, there's the box. Box wine... ya had it yet? Oh, its a must try... first time I had it I never knew my eyes could cross like that after a few glasses of it... and the hangovers from box wine are next level, you're in hell with a front row seat. Not to mention the taste of aged feet, vinager and acetone. Glorious really. Like a spiritual awakening... for your liver.
Yes I'm aware weekends aren't just for drinking.... " some people are sober Tyler.. did that ever occur to you?" It occurred to me just now. I only think in the present. If you're wondering who Tyler is, that would be. I'm talking to myself within my ad. Like a jackass.
And no, I'm not drunk still..maybe alittle nuts, but who isn't.
listen, there's a ton that could be done today.. the to do list is long and hard.. ( that's what she said) I'm here to take the burden off ya.
come get a session with me this weekend. I cure hangovers. I do... I Really do. Free pickle egg with every session. Only while supplies last.
Located in South Scottsdale. Flat rates as always! Workin til 6pm!!
look forward to meeting ya! Names Tyler. Friends call me Walter.
480-708-2726
