Now see I told you not to click on this ad. Yet here ya are.. So now I gotta think up some clever stuff to say. You kinda put me on the spot here... I was just gonna leave this ad blank and hope for the best. I figured it's Saturday... who really wants to be reading some drawn out ad on here. You probably have "foggy glasses". That's what I like to call hangover eyes. 😵💫 y'all know those kind of eyes..things are blurry, your eyeballs ache, and your upper eyelids keep wanting to make out with your lower eyelids. 🤦🏻♂️
Welp, since you put a token in the slot, let's start this peep show shall we? 💃 🕺
Good day Sir. Would you be requiring my services today? Let's start off with my menu. If anything sounds appetizing, please feel free to text or call me to set that shit up. ( yes I cussed. I used a bad word... but it's the cleanest of the bad words.) 😜
Okay, on the menus this weekend we got 2 beautiful marinated and cooked to perfection FLAT RATES.
Smothered and covered in South Scottsdale just off Scottsdsle Road.
And to add something sweet to the palate, I have a tucked away studio where I reside til 6pm.
To make reservations, please call or text our concierge number at 480-708-2726
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I told ya it would be a mess. It started off strong and then I'm not sure what happened. 😂 I feel as though I was pretty thorough. Covered all the bases. From hangovers to peep shows and ending with fine dining if you ask me, that's a perfect date! 🤓🤓😝😉
Name is Tyler but you can call me Tyler if ya want 😘😀 480-708-2726
