Step right up, ladies and gentlemen - but not for children, for what writhes and undulates beyond these curtains is NOT for the faint of heart! Yes - SEE the Wolf Man of the Appalachians! MARVEL at the Inside-Out Woman! THRILL to the sensational, shocking spectacle of the Salamander Boy's suppurating slime! And for a mere five, yes, FIVE dollars more..."
Okay, I don't have those things behind a curtain...but man how fun would that be to not only get a session with me, but you get a ticket to see what's behind a couple doors here at my spa. Kinda like the circus. πππ
π³π Sorry, you're stuck with plain ole me... I don't have 2 heads, nor do I have lizard skin or a beard. I do however have a birth mark in the shape of Cher... that's something at least. π€·ββοΈ π
I have this weird flintstone feet? Yabba dabs dooo... ππ seriously, they look like caveman trotters. But at the same time really cute. If that makes sense.
Enough about me.. let's talk about you. Need some TLC? Now yer talkin. I'm working today!!
FLAT RATES GOOD SIR.
COLD LEMONADE TOO.
SCOTTSDALE ROAD AND ROSEVELT.
I mean what more could ya ask for? ππππ
Names Tyler. If ya want you can call me Fred. Cause of my feet. π¦Ά π¦Ά 480-708-2726
