I GOT 2 TICKETS YALL!!!!

2 tickets!!!🎼 I got two tickets to paradise.. won't ya pack your bags we leave tonight.. 🎵 🎶 You've waited so long..waited so long.. waited so long... 😎😎🎼Come on, who remembers that classic? I do have 2 tickets to paradise though. Not actual tickets no.. and anyway which paradise? 🤷‍♀️There are so many in this world which one is he talking about!? I know what paradise I am talking about!! My spa. It's pretty magical here if I don't say so myself.. ( might be why I work so much..) 🥳Besides  all that, you got me here. I will have you forgetting where you are at and what day it is. I offer incredible body buzzes without the hangover  and I feed you grapes while getting  fanned. 😳😳😳 maybe not the last 2 things however that would be really cool. 😊☺️  I offer. Beach like environment without the sand in your crack!! And  warmth of  the golden sun without the sunburn.. I mean this sounds delightful.. I wanna visit myself... dang man! 😂Im done hypin myself as well as my place up! If ya like what you read and see then pack your bags. ( imaginary) I got you first class tickets.Nmae is Tyler.480-708-2726. FLAT RATES, SOUTH SCOTTSDALE, 8am-6pm🤪😜😝😉