I got jokes y'all, everyone could use a joke or four today! So I decided to be that person to share my funnies with you.
Tell me if you heard any of these.
1. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
3. I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
5. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
6. Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
7. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
Listen, I have dirty jokes.. I do, but I'm not sure how long my ad will stay up! 😂😂🫤
So your stuck with the dad jokes. I gave you 7. I have a ton more but I will release those at a later date... I don't want y'all to kill over with laughter in one day. 😳😐😂
Its Thursday'! Or as I like to call, Appetizer day.. before the main meal Friday. A little teaser to wet the ole palette.
Name is Tyler, got FLAT RATES, SOUTH SCOTTSDALE, WORKIN TIL 6!
2 drink minimum, be sure to tip your bartender and wait staff. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🥰
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