yes I know I write extremely long nonsense ads. But today is different. Today I have decided to not write such a long drawn out ad.. seriously, who has time to sit and read paragraph after paragraph of just strung along senstences and never getting to the point. It's as if I type every single word that fills my head and I put it in this ad for you to read like you don't got better things to be doing with your time... it's ridiculous really.. who do I think I am? So as of today, no more! I have drawn a line in the sand and made it my mission to just type out the essentials to writing a good ad. Bullet points as they say in office lingo. Think of this ad as a weekly memo of sorts. Yes! A memo. Like, (" hey, did you get the memo?) I am that memo!
HERE YE HERE YE:
FOR TIS I, Miss Tyler. And I am working this week!!!
FLAT RATES FOR ALL THE LAND.
ME CASTLE IS OFF SCOTTSDALE ROAD AND MCKELLIPS.
NO NEED TO SPUR A HORSE AT FULL SPEED. "Yar" ( I hear yar Everytime I think mid evil times)
MEADE A PLENTY. Jousting prohibited. 🤷♀️
Tyler: 480-708-2726.💗😎
im not sure what happened man.. my ad took a weird turn. 🫤🫤🫤
