Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy!
Thats my new slogan. Especially right now with how things are going in the world.
Let's just make up our own little fantasy. Mine is on a space ship. I'm the captain of course... I mean it is my fantasy... anyway, we have infinite oxygen to last us decades and we are just sailing into the abyss. We have roughly 500 people on board and there is even a Starbucks and Β a small shopping mall.. ya know I believe there is even a circle k, for when your hankering for a nice slurpee and slim Jim. No one ever gets fat or sick because in space that simply can't happen. And we don't grow old. Also almost everything is free. No need to money. However we do barter and trades. No clothes in space either. No need for them. ππππΌ
Life is pretty good up here!! Who wants to join the U.U.S. TYLER. Β All you need to do to get a ticket is text or call and bring a pack of twizzlers. Red or black will do!
480-708-2726. Better book soon. Space on this ship is limited. πππ Everyone wants in. π€·ββοΈ can ya blame them? ππ
ASK ABOUT MY FLAT RATES!! β€οΈππΌπ₯°
π Tyler.
