Alright, Who needs Their Sleigh Bells Rang??

Anyone? Bueller... Bueller..

Is it me or is Christmas music playing in every store? Already.. I feel as if they play it earlier and earlier every year. I can't get this out of my head.. 🎵 Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire.🎵 poor Chet. 😳😫 wonder what he did to deserve that. Maybe he was a bull named Chet. Ya know, Rocky Mountain oysters. They ain't bad. I had a couple once. 😐😉😂

Be prepared for lots of holiday puns. Because that's what I do. It's better than the other boring crap on here. 😒

I had a crazy weekend... yes I know it's Wednesday, I just needed y'all to know my weekend was a dumpster fire that involved, fur, a hawk, and 7000 bucks. I'll let you try and piece that together.

In the meantime this chick is working all week and weekend. I have extended hours for my snow birdies too. As always, FLAT RATES!!!!!! I'm located in SOUTH SCOTTSDALE. Off mckellips and Scottsdale road.

Free snowman noses for first time clients. 🥕       Always generous with the gifts! 🤩🥳😘

Name is ole saint Tyler...don't you cry for me for I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee.. 😳 ( don't ask) 480-708-2726