What Does A Storm Cloud Wear Under His Raincoat?

THUNDERWEAR!!!! Get it? 😂😂

😐 Yes it's corny but I rather be corny than Brussel sprout. Because brussel sprouts are disgusting. Little cabbages that smell like toots. No thank you. 🤢

Look at this Thursday weather my little mucha Chas. Reminds me of Mr.Rose... " and it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain."

😳 Whatever that means. 😂 sometimes lyrics don't need to make sense.. just ask James Brown.

I gotta say though this weather puts me in the best mood. I think it does for a lot of people. But if you are the few that can't feel the difference, I got just the thing for ya...

ME. That's right folks. I am here!  I am finally FDA approved. It took a lot of bribes and a lot of sweat and tears but I am now ready for public consumption. 🥳😂

Listen, a lot of stiff competition on here. I know how hard it is to pick the right one.(that's what she said.)

So let me make it easy for ya. FLAT RATES means FLAT RATES. I don't upsale. Upsale is for the weak. I am centrally located. Got a cute little studio. And last but certainly not least, I got really cute feet. Seriously. You gotta see these dogs. That alone should have ya makin an appointment. 🥰 🦶 🦶.

Gonna leave ya with this: what's a room with no walls? A mushroom. 😜😝 drops mike.

Name is Tyler. 480-708-2726.