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You read that right. If ya can't zip your trousers, or button up that shirt because ya went alittle too heavy on the deliciousness of the foods that were laid upon thee on Thanksgiving, than do I have somethin for you!!!A session with me. Thats right folks. Will you lose weight with me? No, will your clothes fit after a session with me? Also no. However, I will have you forgetting about those extra pumpkin pie helpings and third plate helpings. And I offer alittle something different that most gals on here don't... you can wear your stretchy pants in my presence. In fact I welcome those elastic band beauties. Forget jeans or dress slacks.... it's the weekend man. I wanna see joggers or pajama pants! 😂🥰🥰seriously though, how come I see women wearing those all day with their slippers to target but the men are in jeans or nice pants. How come?  I wanna see your fuzzy bear claw slippers too. Only fair. 😜😜😜In case ya haven't guessed, I am a workin today!!  This "pecan pie, country potatoes, ham, 7 corn bread muffins, extra gravy, dark meat turkey, Mac and cheese"  isn't gonna gonna burn itself off. 😒🙁😊 I need to move it move it, yall remember that song?ANYwho FLAT RATES... SOUTH SCOTTSDALE. Working until my clothes no longer feel uncomfortable. 🥹😉☺️see ya soon. Tyler Klump.( Hercules,)480-708-2726