See that's what they want us to do.. I say screw them! Β Ditch work today. there is a Plethora of diseases and infections you can use to play hooky. Here is just a few in my arsonal. Covid, flu, hand mouth and foot disease, π¦ π³ ring worm.,mono,diaper rash, Β got a case of the black tongue, boil burst, and Β my personal favorite: pink eye. Pink eye is the best to get outa work. No one wants it, it's gross, and usually is just 24 hours. π
Tuesday should be the new Monday!
And if your purchase a session from me than today and today only you get a free doctors note. That's right. I'll hand write it for ya. I may not be a real doctor to some but to others I am. I heal the sick. I make people better than before and I have a stethoscope. And maybe a lab coat too... somewhere around here.
Life Β is too dang short to Β be working all the time!!! Β Let's pretend we are still on holiday. βΊοΈβΊοΈπ
My spa is still got that cozy feeling. And Β I give out free pumpkin spiced body chills.
As Always... FLAT RATES!!! I am LOCATED IN SOUTH SCOTTSDALE. Workin til 7!
Tyler houser. ( like doogie) who remembers that show? Β 480-708-2726 πππΌβ€οΈπ€
