Not to brag but I just polished off a box of wheat thins this morning. The whole box. In under 30 minutes too. ๐ณ๐ณ
Its Wednesday yall, anyone remember that camel that was the spokesperson for Wednesday? ย ๐ Who in their right mind came up with that? A camel... I mean yeah, I get it, it's hump day but come on..... there is a better catchy animal to represent THAT ย day of the week. ย I feel like an AArdvark would of been more fitting. Seriously. Have you seen an aardvark? They even look like a Wednesday if a Wednesday had a face. Earth pig is what they are commonly called actually. Some dumbass had to go and change the name to aardvark. And yes I'm calling him a dumbass because that's the weirdest name I have ever heard. Say aardvark out loud 3 times. ๐๐
You know why they have such long tongues? No, you perverts, it's because of all the insects they eat. Gross.๐คข Another reason this animal should be WEDNESDAY! It's cute, but gross.
Alright, I'm done sounding like the Jerry McGuire kid.." did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds? "
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