Not to brag but I just polished off a box of wheat thins this morning. The whole box. In under 30 minutes too. 😳😳
Its Wednesday yall, anyone remember that camel that was the spokesperson for Wednesday? 😂 Who in their right mind came up with that? A camel... I mean yeah, I get it, it's hump day but come on..... there is a better catchy animal to represent THAT day of the week. I feel like an AArdvark would of been more fitting. Seriously. Have you seen an aardvark? They even look like a Wednesday if a Wednesday had a face. Earth pig is what they are commonly called actually. Some dumbass had to go and change the name to aardvark. And yes I'm calling him a dumbass because that's the weirdest name I have ever heard. Say aardvark out loud 3 times. 😂😂
You know why they have such long tongues? No, you perverts, it's because of all the insects they eat. Gross.🤢 Another reason this animal should be WEDNESDAY! It's cute, but gross.
Alright, I'm done sounding like the Jerry McGuire kid.." did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds? "
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