What In Tarnation Is Goin On???

Not to brag but I just polished off a box of wheat thins this morning. The whole box. In under 30 minutes too. 😳😳Its Wednesday yall, anyone remember that camel that was the spokesperson for Wednesday?  😂 Who in their right mind came up with that? A camel... I mean yeah, I get it, it's hump day but come on..... there is a better catchy animal to represent THAT  day of the week.  I feel like an AArdvark would of been more fitting. Seriously. Have you seen an aardvark? They even look like a Wednesday if a Wednesday had a face. Earth pig is what they are commonly called actually. Some dumbass had to go and change the name to aardvark. And yes I'm calling him a dumbass because that's the weirdest name I have ever heard. Say aardvark out loud 3 times. 😂😂You know why they have such long tongues? No, you perverts, it's because of all the insects they eat. Gross.🤢 Another reason this animal should be WEDNESDAY! It's cute, but gross.Alright, I'm done sounding like the Jerry McGuire kid.." did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds? "I got another really cool fact for today!!! I AM WORKING!!! That's right. So bring your happy little tails to me. 🍑Not only will you get a great session,  at no extra charge  you also get National Geographic knowledge on unknown animal species. Got the encyclopedia Britanica in my noggin. 😎😎🥰FLAT RATES-----SOUTH SCOTTSDALE-----Tyler Hawking.  480-708-2726